from actual court records

The Court: Counsel, could I interrupt you so we can get those exhibits to the jury and have them looking at them while you're examining him, with the caution that they are to pay attention to the testimony, too?

Counsel: No, they don't even have to pay attention to the testimony.

District Attorney: No objection.

Counsel: It's mostly for my benefit.

The Court: Well, that's good. I wasn't listening either.

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District Attorney: Your Honor, he is on a statement, he is on the witness list, he has been called. We know where he is. I'm intending to call him. I don't know why I'm being circumcised.

Counsel: Becuase you are Jewish, but beyond that--circumscribed, Counselor.

D.A.: That too.

--2005 calendar by andrews mcmeel publishing